Yes it is true that its not just the gals who suffer from PMS. We men suffer from the occasional craziness and I mean crazy. Like the rip the head off of small innocent forest creatures. Snap out at the innocent bystandards on the street or on the road. I have been alot grumpy the last few days but today I was in rare form. It was a little ugly and despite the fact that I knew I was being a little piss ant I still was. I usually am a nice guy but not today no siree Bob. So for your viewing pleasure here are the top ten PMS moments some from today some not some mine some not.
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10. FREAKING OUT AT A TWO YEAR OLD ABOUT GOING TOO BED AND THROWING A HISSY FIT. (ME NOT THE TWO YEAR OLD)
9. FREAKIN OUT A LITTLE WHEN A BERRY SMOOTHIE GETS SPILLED AT COSTCO. TALK ABOUT CRIEING OVER SPILLED MILK.
8. YELLING AT EVERY OTHER DRIVER ON THE ROAD. AND YES THERE WAS YELLING AND A WHOLE LOT OF INCOHERANT RAMBLING.
7. SPIKEING A VHS TAPE WHEN I COULD NOT FIND SOMEONE TO TAPE THE SUPERBOWL. IN MY DEFENSE IT WAS THE SUPERBOWL BUT THE SPIKE WAS A BIT MUCH.
6. THIS ONE IS MY BROTHER IN LAWS. TELLING EVERY OLYMPIC ATHLETE THAT THERE WHOLE LIFES WORK IS A HUGE WASTE AND POINTLESS. AND I MEAN EVERY ATHLETE. HE WAS FEELING THE SPIRIT THAT DAY.
5. WATCHING A BYU GAME AND JUST LOSING IT (EVEN WORSE THAN BYU WAS LOSING IT) I MEAN THE COLLAPSE OF THE FREE WORLD LOSE IT. NOT A GOOD MOMENT BUT I REPEAT THIS ONE EVERY SEASON.
4. EVERY TIME I HAVE EVER HAD CAR TROUBLES IT IS LIKE INSTANT PMS.
3. WALMART CHRISTMAS TIME. NEED I SAY MORE. IT GOT UGLY.
2. BLACK FRIDAY AT A SURVIVAL STORE AT FOUR IN THE MORNING IN SALT LAKE. I BARELY SURVIVED. WHO KNEW THAT BLACK FRIDAY WAS CRAZY AT SURVIVAL STORES AT FOUR IN THE MORNING . THEY ARE TRUST ME.
1. EVERY TIME ANY HUSBAND ALL OF A SUDDEN GETS REAL QUIET FOR NO REASON AND GETS A CRAZY LOOK IN THERE EYES. ALL WOMEN KNOW THE LOOK. THIS IS NUMBER 1 BECAUSE THIS HAPPENS THE MOST. I CALL IT THE SILENT CRAZY EYE.
WHEN YOU SEE THIS LOOK HIDE ALL CHILDREN AND OLYMPIC ATHLETES WITH SENSITIVE EARS.