Yes it is true that its not just the gals who suffer from PMS. We men suffer from the occasional craziness and I mean crazy. Like the rip the head off of small innocent forest creatures. Snap out at the innocent bystandards on the street or on the road. I have been alot grumpy the last few days but today I was in rare form. It was a little ugly and despite the fact that I knew I was being a little piss ant I still was. I usually am a nice guy but not today no siree Bob. So for your viewing pleasure here are the top ten PMS moments some from today some not some mine some not.
the envelope please.
10. FREAKING OUT AT A TWO YEAR OLD ABOUT GOING TOO BED AND THROWING A HISSY FIT. (ME NOT THE TWO YEAR OLD)
9. FREAKIN OUT A LITTLE WHEN A BERRY SMOOTHIE GETS SPILLED AT COSTCO. TALK ABOUT CRIEING OVER SPILLED MILK.
8. YELLING AT EVERY OTHER DRIVER ON THE ROAD. AND YES THERE WAS YELLING AND A WHOLE LOT OF INCOHERANT RAMBLING.
7. SPIKEING A VHS TAPE WHEN I COULD NOT FIND SOMEONE TO TAPE THE SUPERBOWL. IN MY DEFENSE IT WAS THE SUPERBOWL BUT THE SPIKE WAS A BIT MUCH.
6. THIS ONE IS MY BROTHER IN LAWS. TELLING EVERY OLYMPIC ATHLETE THAT THERE WHOLE LIFES WORK IS A HUGE WASTE AND POINTLESS. AND I MEAN EVERY ATHLETE. HE WAS FEELING THE SPIRIT THAT DAY.
5. WATCHING A BYU GAME AND JUST LOSING IT (EVEN WORSE THAN BYU WAS LOSING IT) I MEAN THE COLLAPSE OF THE FREE WORLD LOSE IT. NOT A GOOD MOMENT BUT I REPEAT THIS ONE EVERY SEASON.
4. EVERY TIME I HAVE EVER HAD CAR TROUBLES IT IS LIKE INSTANT PMS.
3. WALMART CHRISTMAS TIME. NEED I SAY MORE. IT GOT UGLY.
2. BLACK FRIDAY AT A SURVIVAL STORE AT FOUR IN THE MORNING IN SALT LAKE. I BARELY SURVIVED. WHO KNEW THAT BLACK FRIDAY WAS CRAZY AT SURVIVAL STORES AT FOUR IN THE MORNING . THEY ARE TRUST ME.
1. EVERY TIME ANY HUSBAND ALL OF A SUDDEN GETS REAL QUIET FOR NO REASON AND GETS A CRAZY LOOK IN THERE EYES. ALL WOMEN KNOW THE LOOK. THIS IS NUMBER 1 BECAUSE THIS HAPPENS THE MOST. I CALL IT THE SILENT CRAZY EYE.
WHEN YOU SEE THIS LOOK HIDE ALL CHILDREN AND OLYMPIC ATHLETES WITH SENSITIVE EARS.
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So true, I'm sad to say that I have witnessed all of these PMSy moments, but despite it all...I still love you more than anyone or anything in the whole world! You are the only one who can hold any piece of my heart! I love you more everyday...minus the PMSy ones, but we get through! I love you a little extra the day after! Love you! XOXOXO
ReplyDeleteP.S. I know THE SILENT CRAZY EYE and I think you need sunglasses!
i think you're funny when you suffer from p.m.s. maybe not the sympathy you are hoping for, yet true! okay, the smoothie thing was a bit much, and the slam the van door thing this morning was tipping the scales, but at least you don't hate olympic athletes! see? it's allllll good.
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