Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Pick on jonny month?

What the heck is this and why does it have a whole month dedicated to it. The reason is lack of childhood entertainment in Nephi. Yes its true my brother and sister were bored and what does any kid do when he is bored? They dedicate a whole month to torturing there favorite sibling thats what. Yes its all fun and games untill its your month and then the storm clouds roll in. I feel that there is enough stress in my life and therefore I have created a foundation P.E.T.J. thats right people for the ethical treatment of Jonny is a force to be reckoned with and they are always watching. So far there is one member, me but we are expanding and soon there will be me and a few people thinking about joining. Hey grass root movements have to start somewhere. So solidarity brothers and may the force be with you.


  1. oh. my. gosh. probably the single most hilarious thing i have ever read. (pick on jonny month translation: that was crap). so glad i got to read it (translation: why did i waste my time?). I would love to join P.E.T.J. -- really i would -- but as a founding member of this monthly celebration my loyalties lie elsewhere. good luck in your grassroots membership (translation: you tried now watch it die). Seriously, I'll join in May (as long as I'm released every April). Love ya. Happy Pick On Jonny Month!

  2. Oh. my. Gosh... the history of this great world is full of those who choose to fight against the amazing and wonderful. P.E.T.J. is one of those weak and stupid ideas that are sure to fail, like cell phones, cars, Microsoft, and the remote control. No one join it is a trap and Jonny will end up asking you for more money. Jonny I salute you, in so many ways. . . HAPPY PICK ON JONNY MONTH everyone! P.S. this is Matt. Karen has chosen to not celebrate. I don't think she gives a crap about you one way or another. . .j/k that is only me. HAPPY PICK ON JONNY MONTH. I am still mad about the Barbie dream house stickers at Christmas. Cool flushing toilet though.